Yellow
Blue
Brown
The Rainbow
Black
Purple
Orange

A woolly caterpillar, just like my mustache.
A flying mammal.
Fly like an an eagle...
I'm no animal, I'm the salt of the earth!
What kinda question is that?
Roar, baby!
Actually, I'm more of an insect.

I never drink... milk.
Follow your nose!
I don't have much to say unless it involves the Bible. Or churning butter.
No! Not on me, on the cereal!
They're Grrrr-eat!
Buzz off!
Shiver me timbers!

A 'feather' boa.
A hat from two hundred years ago.
A crown made from spoons.
A groovy ascot, just like Fred from Scooby-Doo.
Nothing! I go round in the nude!
I never leave home without my oversized, silly looking hat.
My color coordinated cape, the better to disappear into!

Old fashioned. Like I don't even have electricity.
Regal, but for all the buffoons around me.
Roar!
I worryworryworry all the time!
I'm such a clueless dolt.
I'm Hannibal Lechter turned into a Muppet.
Single minded- and a little loopy.

The greatest Monarch to EVER rule a breakfast cereal.
Frosted and Flakey.
Flighty and scatterbrained.
I'm the captain of all I see! Unfortunately I'm near sighted.
I'm tall, dark, and handsome. Look deep into my eyes...
I'm caring and generous, but oblivious to the dangers around me.
Anal retentive. To the N^th power.

I like my PUSSY. Meow..
Warm and sweet like honey. Wanna play with my stinger?
Ahoy maties, swab the deck!
Down and Dirty.
Hot, steamy, wild and tropical.
Straight up missionary style.
Spoon style toots, spoon style.

By JC, with a little help from Brenny and Jo.
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